TITLE: 155 Words 5, OR O! Wilderness! AUTHOR: Brandon D. Ray EMAIL ADDRESS: publius@avalon.net DISTRIBUTION STATEMENT: Anywhere and everywhere, so long as my name stays on it and no money changes hands. FEEDBACK: Go ahead; knock yourself out. Ephemeral: *FEEDBACK*publius@avalon.net SPOILER WARNING: Yeah, right. RATING: PG CONTENT WARNING: Parody. CLASSIFICATION: SRA, MSR SUMMARY: Shannon reminded me about this series, and I just can't let her have the last word... DISCLAIMER: In my dreams... 155 Words 5 OR O! Wilderness! Mulder and Scully were flying on an airplane when suddenly the engines stopped working. Mulder and Scully thought they were going to die and wanted to express their true feelings for each other but then the plane crashed and everyone was killed except for Mulder and Scully. Scully did autopsies on all the people who were killed, except for the children because they made her sad because they reminded her of Emily. Mulder lost his leg in the crash, but Scully sewed it back on for him and he was okay, except that the morphine she gave him made him admit he loved her. Then Mulder and Scully had sex. After awhile they were rescued by a helicopter. When they got home Maggie wanted Mulder to stay at her house so that she could pretend to be his mother, but Mulder said he wanted to stay at Scully's house and have sex. And he did. The End -- It's not that I'm slipping in my opinion of Fox Mulder. I've decided that if my sister is going to work in the FBI, I would rather have him by her side than about 90 percent of the guys I could name. He's laid down his life for her, I appreciate that in a prick. --Bill Scully, jr., "By Her Side: That Voice" by Vickie Moseley ================